Sunday, January 16, 2011 | 4:18 PM

BLOGGER YOU OLD FART

Go do something to yourself to make me interested in you again. You use to be one of those popular sites where everyone is like BLOG?! ASKLDJIOERHJGF*~link me~* now you're just derpin' around.

Last update: 1/4/11 People reading my blog must've think that i died or something.


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Tuesday, January 04, 2011 | 12:11 AM

Whatever its 2010

-Kpop Night

-Mnet concert

-Got chased by a dog on christmas

-Wasting my time in school

-Meet dumbass people

-18th!

-Amount of bacon consumed is beyond your imagination

-Using Tumblr. lol

-Pedo fangirl for f(x)


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Thursday, December 23, 2010 | 11:04 PM

This is probably the best thai movie I've ever watched.

I stumbled onto this movie on YT a couple of days ago, at first i was like blehhh -___- coz the title wasn't appealing. (DORM?! WTF) Then when i was about to exit from the page i read the comments. All of them were like 'omg this is so good'.

So i was like


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Still quite skeptical about it. I spend about 15 mins hovering my mouse over the play button deciding whether to watch it anot.

I was expecting it to be a thai horror but im not dissapointed.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS ANYMORE. I VARY LURB THIS MOOBIE!


What's harry potter, I only know Dorm.




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Wednesday, December 15, 2010 | 11:45 PM

Birthday message to 28 yr old self. LAWL.

Wassup 28 yr old old bitchhhhh,

Can you see your 18 yr old self, U MUST BE FEELING FUUUU NOW. ZILIAN XMM TTM PREASE.

I really wonder what are you doing with life right now, because here in 2010 i don't even know what i would be doing tmr. (hopefully you started learning how to plan)

I hope you're rich and doing well, and did you manage to get f(x) to your house? YOU BETTER YOU BETTER YOU BETTER get to see those korean babies in person by now.

See you in 10 yrs time.

-18yrold me-


I've been wanting to try this forever. Imagine if i did this 10 yrs ago when i was 8. I probably had a lolzy 18th birthday read the post.


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Sunday, November 28, 2010 | 12:04 AM

This is coming from a person who hate cats.


Its not like im a total animal lover like 'OH HAY KITTY SO KAWAII'. But this is friggin' gross and unacceptable please. I don't even want to post the video up to gross everyone out.

Soul crushing depressing i tell you.

This is not the only animal squishing video i have watch. Culprits are all...


AH TIONG WOMAN.



Not that im dissing them lor, but these people are really the cancer tumor of their kind, thus the stereotype. 6____9

Why don't they ever bake some cakes or watching some kpop videos during their free time?

Videoing yourself SQUISHING little animals very enjoyable meh? You still have to clean up the mess after that.

UGHHHH I don't even know what to say, except...



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Wednesday, November 17, 2010 | 11:19 PM

Lol no.


coz i don't own a fucking pokeball.


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Sunday, October 31, 2010 | 11:39 AM

funny graphs - My Food Pyramid Is Crumbling

funny graphs - A Wild Itsy Bitsy Spider Appears!
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Saturday, October 30, 2010 | 12:52 AM

Sup friend,

someone mention you today during skate session and it just triggers my thought, one of those occasions that i would start thinking about you.

Its really funny, it has been ages since we last met, we don't even talk anymore. But strangely enough, I am not even close to forgetting you. You are probably one of the coolest friend i ever had.

You dropped me a message on friendster (lol old school shit, but i was fking young at that time ok) saying we should skate tgt sometime and you left your phone number at the end of it.

It was really comfortable talking to you, I talked to you about meaningless and small things, there wasn't a single awkward moment.

We talked about useless stuff, there was never a real conver, i never really knew what you were doing with your life, but it seems really complicated, either you are use to it or u were really strong.

When I just started skating you would pull me around introducing people at the skatepark to me. I pretty much followed you around and damn you popular fag, you knew almost everyone.

We did shit loadsa nonsense with the others, like a friggin' boss.

It was much later that I found out we go to the same school (lolwhut) but you hardly go to school anyway.

You called me when i got my o lvls results asking how my result was even though i doubt u knew shit about the point system. lol but it was nice.

We gradually drifted apart, no reason, it just happens. I stopped skating after that. (cos i suck at it)

I bought you a x'mas gift few yrs ago, i never had a chance to pass it to you.

I heard from the others, shit hit upon your life, i got bits and pieces of info from the others like lol everyone knew what happen to you (cos you're a popular fag). It must have been really hard. There are times i wish, i was there to help you like a friend. But it was cool , you had others ard to care for you (once again, cos you're a popular fag). And im glad it was over.

The present you got me on my 14th bday is still somewhere in my drawer.

I hope someday we meet again and skate like before.

Except im not that pussy kid who was afraid to try every single trick, and i kinda improve in skateboarding :)

COOLEST FRIEND EVER.



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Monday, October 18, 2010 | 5:37 PM

First day of school...

Obviously im not tuned back to the school mode, look what i did to my notes.


Whats life? How the hell does a krabby patty taste like?

Woke up at 6am today, feeling really sleeply right now. But sleep is for the weak, so no thanks.


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Thursday, October 14, 2010 | 2:35 PM

You don't get it...









This glass contain the amount of fuck I'd give to your useless opinions.

I DO WHAT I WANT.

I'll ask for it when i ask for it.


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Wednesday, October 06, 2010 | 1:57 AM

I need somebodehhh to braids my pubes.

Why is the guy at the other line so calm and stupiak? SOMEDAY I WILL CALL A SALON AND ASK THEM TO SUCK A DIP OR BRAID THE GARDEN DOWNSTAIRS.



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Wednesday, September 29, 2010 | 1:25 AM

I am here...

becos' tumblr constipating like a mother, someone fix that god damn problem!

And im not logging into facebook because i know too many dumbtards in real life (or on fb). People who update their fb status with profound emo quotes or a songs lyrics, aww don't be sad and cheer the fuck up darling ^^. KINGS AND QUEENS OF DRAMA ARE ON ON FB, SRSLY.

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Btw, it takes less effort to post the song up instead of googling the lyrics and ctrl c + ctrl v, it makes you look less annoying too.

Go sing, go dance, go beo mei mei, anything you want, but not rant on fb. Whatever, lame idiots who just want tons of consoling comments.

And all i could see is a thumbnail of someone's profile pic if they add me on fb, my friend puts a picture of a tree as his profile pic.

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HAY GUYS, HAY, a tree just added me on facebook.

That is why twitter and tumblr exist as an escape to reality of a world full of stupiak ppl. (and to save blogs from kpop spam) FRIGGIN DRUG TO HEAVEN. Internet people tend to run on a funnier frequency.

This post makes me sound like a brat who can tolerate only a few people. LMAO. WHY AM I LIKE THIS? OTL


p/s Tumblr is still being contispated. ARGHH.

p/s/s This woman at the taxi stand screams like i rape her when i accidentally hit her back with my elbow. FINE GIRL FINE, go back to your bomb shelter so no one can hurt your tofu skin.


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Saturday, September 25, 2010 | 8:20 PM

I don't know what to do.

Lets see...

How about typing 20 useless things about me. Thats the only thing i can think of right now. orz





  1. I can't cook. AT ALL.
  2. Nowdays i only really talk to 3 or so people on msn. I use to be pretty active on msn.
  3. I want to talk to more, but its a little akward to start.Like im too scared.
  4. I have more guy friends, i get along with them easier

  5. Im really chill with my guy friends. It doesn't bother me even if they walk ard in boxers in front of me.
  6. I find stuff toys a useless piece of junk.
  7. I only get them for people bday present as a last resort.

  8. Twitter is the first browser i open whenever im on the computer.

  9. It will always be on as long as im using the computer.

  10. I read people tumblr and twitter, but i hardly follow, I rather go through the trouble of typing in the url. Coz im a anonymous stalker.

  11. F(x) amber's my bais, but my girl crush's on Krystal.

  12. I use the google toolbar to check my spelling.lmao.

  13. I hardly have any conversation over the phone. THERE ISN'T ANYTHING MUCH TO TALK TO ME ON THE PHONE ANYWAY.
  14. Guys with short hair always look better. ALWAYS. (taemin's an exception)
  15. I was more daring when i was younger. Sucks to be ageing.

  16. My first impression of a person is usually focus on their sense humour.
  17. My kpop bais goes like this... f(x)>shinee>snsd
  18. I cringe everytime someone talks about their future. How about just shut the fuck up and live in the present.
  19. Im doing this because i can't think of anything better to blog about.

  20. I sound calmer online than in real life . I'd go 'OMG OK! YEAH' IRL. Translation when im online : 'o.o ok can.'

  21. I find it a little akward to hang out 1 on 1.

  22. I can't take mushy and cheesy stuff. GROSS PEOPLE, G-R-O-S-S.
  23. Nichkhun's on my wallpaper. :)


OHHH it came out to be 23.

YAY~ now u know 23 useless things about me. Either you are that bored or you are very interested in knowing my life.


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Monday, September 13, 2010 | 5:23 PM

Whatever, its 2012.

Whats life?



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Thursday, September 02, 2010 | 12:10 AM

I don't get it...

How can anyone hate on something so precious like Krystal jung?

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Enlighten me, if you do.


This girl pounce a like beast.

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Abuse her bandmates.

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and made her sister go down on her knees.

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All these...nth as serious as this



Just GTFO and LEAVE HER ALONE.BUT...

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NOOOOO~


Haters needs to keep hating, like how fish needs water.

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Whatever, talk to my hand. I love this rude bitch.


Finally,

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/loljk

Im a horrible fangirl.

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Saturday, August 28, 2010 | 5:39 PM

Puberty is beautiful...



cr: ultrajacket.tumblr.com

The difference between the pokemon i was watching and the pokemon my sis is watching now. Ash got a pair of contact lenses and a new cap. What a cool bro.

I wish i still got my pile of pokemon cards with me, this shit never gets old...literally, i haven seen any pokemon die anyway, Ash would send them back in time to their cosy ball when they're bout to lose.

And snorlax still look like a lump of lazy cheezzzburger.lmao.my fav pokemon of all time.



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Monday, August 16, 2010 | 10:03 PM

Nostalgic OM NOM NOM.


The teddy bears that comes in different posture. I use to eat this every recess break when i was in primary school before run off to play 'what is the time now mr. wolf' lol I will eat the teddy in parts, I would bite the hands first then the ears then the body and lastly the head.


WHATTHEHECK..why do i sound like a psycho while typing this?! im a weird kid back then...Surry X.X


whatever. it went into my mouth anyway. OM NOM NOM


Say hello to teddy.





AND THIS IS DA BEST..literally. i prefer the chocolate one though. I remember i will pretend that im smoking when eating this..lol i was a gangsta kid. I freak those adults out everytime i do that.





Im trying to revive my gangter childhood.


hay thar..don't even try to judge me..lulzzz

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Tuesday, August 03, 2010 | 9:49 PM

Hols are coming..








then maybe i will update more often..maybe..just maybe




ok nvm..jussayin'

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Saturday, July 24, 2010 | 12:55 PM

Pretty little cakes.


So apparently, these were for my breakfast, but its so pretty i couldn't bear to eat it. So i spent 1/2hr contemplating whether to OM NOM NOM this pretty thing or not.Whatever. I ended up having koko krunch for breakfast instead.


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Wednesday, July 21, 2010 | 9:00 PM

Doodle.

Looking through fanarts, makes me wana doodle.



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